i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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