i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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