No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Dicks are not precious.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
