On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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