There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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