I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
high people should be assigned attendants
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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