So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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