Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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