everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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