just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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