I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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