You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Your cock deserves a montage
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I can't put those talents on a resume
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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