i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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