i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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