Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just googled if crying burns calories
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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