ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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