so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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