Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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