Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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