Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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