at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
it's like iHOP with fire
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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