Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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