You're my little dorito
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
vagina is talking i cant
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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