Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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