i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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