I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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