Say something about gay babies.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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