We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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