I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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