"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
So squirting runs in the family.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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