that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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