Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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