i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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