And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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