If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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