Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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