I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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