she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Shame is for Republicans.
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