If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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