just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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