Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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