Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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