i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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