You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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