So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You are the jesus of drinking
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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