I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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