He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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