margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
is that a dick in a sweater?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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