Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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