i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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