I heard we made out
worst night to have a conscience
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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