i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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