This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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