idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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