"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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