You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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